How To Prove God Exists By Stealing A Sandwich
Matt 4:4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”
Jesus is Quoting:
Deut 8:3 He humbled you, causing you to hunger and then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your fathers had known, to teach you that man does not live on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD.
In this information age we are completely buried in information. We spend years getting an education – which is the mastery of information. The silly thing about all this information is that most of what you are being told is just plain wrong. You are told you need to know thousands of things, but the message is dumb. You are being told that:
- Everything is accidental
- Time plus Chance plus Nothing is reality
- The secrets of life are chemical
That’s right, the world wants you to believe that everything you think you think is just an accident; a side-effect of the chemical properties of the atoms and molecules bumping into each other in the goo in your head.
That’s Not True!
And you know it. Everyone knows it. But only a few people are brave enough to say it’s not true. It’s quite laughable if you think about it. If everything is an accident, how can anyone say that it is “important” for you to “believe” that God doesn’t exist and that all of YOUR thoughts are accidents.
What kind of self-righteous doofus dreamed all this up? His thoughts are important (even though he says ALL thoughts are accidents) and he will say that YOUR thoughts are silly (and just accidents) if you tell him his “important” thoughts (if what he says is true) are just accidents as well and (by the way) he is wrong?
Circular Reasoning
The logic of this is so horrid it is virtually impossible to unravel. Quite amazing that anyone buys into it. So don’t be pulled down to the level of stupid. If it is true then a whole lot of things we think are important go right down the drain:
- Truth
- Honesty
- Love
- Justice
- Morals
- Reason
- Logic
You can kiss them all goodbye if evolution and naturalism are actually true. Because in those systems even the idea of having an idea is just an accident and none of those things can be real because it’s all just chemical soup in a fight for survival.
Know this: the people who are selling this foul bag of rotten tomatoes are actually saying:
There is no God
.Yawn. God IS there and He HAS spoken to us. Oh, and words DO matter. You see, men like the blessings that come from the Christian worldview, but they don’t want to be held accountable for their actions by the God of that worldview.
Here Is The Reality
The Bible is the fountainhead of all knowledge and the basis for everything good or excellent that exists. Only the Bible makes it possible for us to have and enjoy:
- Science & Technology
- Government based on ordered law
- Sociological morality
Without the Protestant Reformation a phenomenon like the creation of the United States would never have happened. This is evident in the first line of the Declaration of Independence – but this isn’t about politics.
Only the Bible gives a reasonable explanation of the origins of everything physical as well as what is on the other side of life. You don’t have to listen to anyone for long before you can tell by the words they say that life really is more than matter and molecules.
So – that professor who tells you that everything is accidental and that only matter exists and (you know the drill) may look at you smugly and roll his eyes if you tell him that isn’t true and that he really doesn’t believe that.
And Yet . . .
He would still get mad at you if you took the ham sandwich right off his plate and ate it.
(because right and wrong do exist – and he KNOWS it)
By the way if everything is physical then whatever you need to do to survive is right. That will sure mess up invented morals eh? If stealing a sandwich keeps you alive and gives you a survival advantage . . .
Just tell him it was an accident. The molecules made you do it.
Yes, I’m just having a bit of fun with this. I certainly don’t recommend you chomping someone’s lunch, especially if they have already eaten some themselves. It’s just that the whole idea of accidental life is so ludicrous that when someone is trying to beat me around the head and shoulders with the concept it makes just as much sense to tie a monkey to their head or wreck their car or dump a drink on their shoes – since nothing matters but matter and it’s all an “accident.”
God Does Exist
And He does speak to us through the Bible – the Must Read of All Time.
